I am crazy
Ani Kyd’


Let me be real with you: I am not a fan of metal. Or jazz. Or any combination of the two (with the exception of Diamanda Galas. Shriek shriek shriek). I also don’t like new things. But I like Ani Kyd, and here’s why.

Her new EP ‘Entangle’ is gorgeous. Kyd’s voice is strong and commanding, the soundscapes are lush (as in forest, not as in me on a Friday night), and the songs are memorable without being too catchy (this is a thing) or too cloying.  I probably won’t be singing ‘it’s like a viruuusss’ out loud at the grocery store (like that one time I sang ‘call me maybe’ at Andronico’s because I thought it was on the radio but it was only on in the radio of my mind) but I am pleased when it comes into my head, reminding me to give the album another listen. I am also autopsied by how accessible the music is, especially considering how complex the sounds are and Kyd’s history of recording metal and jazz.

Don’t trust me? (That’s cool, no kne does. I’m pretty shifty.) Take a listen for yourself.

https://soundcloud.com/alternativetentacles/sets/ani-kyd-entangle/s-GMPgX

Aside from creating an awesome EP (and Kyd has a pretty impressive body of work, otherwise. Check out Evil Needs Candy Too on iTunes), Kyd also hosts a vegan video series where she and her non-vegan (the horror!) co-host travel the country by motorcycle looking for the best vegan products. Yes! Let’s do this!

You can find the EP on iTunes. You can find Ani Kyd all over the world on a motorcycle!

mattboythefatboy:

I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one

mattboythefatboy:

I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one

I’ve been reading that thigh gaps are in right now. Can I buy them at Target?

HI WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR URL LMAO I DESIRE IT

One million American dollars!

meladoodle:

*gets caught having sex with optical illusion* ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

fatwink:

fatwink:

wow i can’t believe they’re finally gonna start banning nerds from tumblr.com 

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why you little

very-best-text-posts:

10knotes:

agewa:

“We went to Kineshma, that’s in Ivanovo region, to visit his parents. I went as a heroine and I never expected someone to welcome me, a front-line girl, like that. We’ve gone through so much, we’ve saved lives, lifes of mothers, wives. And then… I heard accusations, I was bad-mouthed. Before that I’ve only ever been “dear sister”… We had tea and my husband’s mother took him aside and started crying: “Who did you marry? A front-line girl… You have two younger sisters. Who’s going to marry them now?” When I think back to that moment I feel tears welling up. Imagine: I had a record, I loved it a lot. There was a song, it said: you have the right to wear the best shoes. That was about a front-line girl. I had it playing, and [his?] elder sister came up and broke it apart, saying: you have no rights. They destroyed all my photos from the war… We, front-line girls, went through so much during hte war… and then we had another war. Another terrible war. The men left us, they didn’t cover our backs. Not like at the front.” from С.Алексеевич “У войны не женское лицо”

In Soviet Union women participating in WWII were erased from history, remaining as the occasional anecdote of a female sniper or simply as medical staff or, at best, radio specialists. The word “front-line girl” (frontovichka) became a terrible insult, synonimous to “whore”. Hundreds thousand of girls who went to war to protect their homeland with their very lives, who came back injured or disabled, with medals for valor, had to hide it to protect themselves from public scorn. 

This has always happened in history: Women do something important. Then they get shamed for it (so nobody will talk about it) and it gets erased from history.

And then certain men will say: “Women suck, they’ve never done anything important.”

Look into history and learn that women have played a far greater role then douches (present and past) wanted you to know.

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best-of-funny:

friendtofangirls:

friendtofangirls:

also for once i’d love to see an animal companion of a disney princess that didn’t look like it was hanging on her every word. just once I’d like to see an animal be like ‘bitch, please’

wait nevermind i found one

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best-of-funny:

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be fucking swedish.

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best-of-funny:

fetusparty:

sesame street crucifixion special

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best-of-funny:

fetusparty:

sesame street crucifixion special

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