i forgot i put a shit ton of eye makeup on and i rubbed my eyes and it felt good for 0.2 seconds and now i just want to weep and sob
I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif
zak bagans from ghost adventures has such a vague yet specific aura about him that i can only describe it like:
*gets a surge of followers and notes for no apparent reason*
*checks one of the reblogs out of curisoity*
surprise! bootydiaries rebloggeth me, a fool and knave, for the sisx thousandth time, continuing her torture of my past clown self

